"It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues"
That's about right, I've always said I can't really trust anyone who is without at least one vice. They always tend to have too much time on their hands and get into everyone else's bizzness.
Besides, how do you even hang out with someone like that, what stories could they possibly have?
"A wisely chosen cigar to me, is like a weapon against certain of life's torments, in some mysterious way, a little blue smoke chases them away."
All that and a display of nature like this is a perfect end to a day.