I'm enlisting Jon Gruden to edit all my broomball posts this year so keep in mind, imagine Jon's voice when reading the post.
I gotta tell ya something there’s something special about broomball night on Fountain Square in CIN-si-NATI!
You wanna talk about gutsy broomball players named Ken Burns and the first one you think of is the gutsy broomball player for the Little Kings and Queens. What a competitor! Whenever there's crunch time, Ken Burns takes a big bite out of it. he scored two goals, you know why? He’s a fighter, he’s always hungry. Ken Burns is the athlete of the family, that's for sure.
I want to call him the Energizer Bunny because he never stopped goin'! I've gotta tell ya', this guy's broomball mind is sharp as a tack.