if blogging had existed in 1993

back when Evel Knievel was still alive
before the lawyers and pussies took over the country
the 5chw4r7z blog would have..
run on pure grain alcohol, punched you in the face and stole your girlfriend
young 5chw4r7z
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16 comments

16 comments:

  1. Love it! Did you get paid for all the advertising on your swim shorts?

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  2. I don't even know what to say.

    Epic victory, I guess.

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  3. Oh, Bob.

    Your hair was so lush.

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

    I love it!

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  4. I really wish guys would go back to the long hair look!! Looks like you are channeling Andre Agassi; not as much mullet but definitely the attitude.

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  5. I... this... ah...
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    I just have no words for this... :P

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  6. haha "your hair was so lush". this post is fantastic!

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  7. Back in your Lethal Weapon Days!!!

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  8. THIS'LL BE THE BEST THING I SEE ALL DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #mindblown

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  9. Oh...my...god.
    I am weeping over the sheer gloriousness of your hair.

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